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» Keep JC away from DisneyLand

you will never leave.

iwantthemback asked:
Where do I start.... Ok, LMFAO.

Never underestimate a man and his corndog, yo.

Alright alright, I get it, they’re on sale. I take it mini JC wants the mini corndogs, right?

Alright alright, I get it, they’re on sale. I take it mini JC wants the mini corndogs, right?

For some reason I can’t help but think JC approves of this ad.
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Anonymous asked:
Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

So you love corndogs too? Awesome! How about instead of doing what you want, we go buy some corndogs?

You know what happened to The Girl Who Ate Everything? She Slept with My Corndog

Slept with My Corndog

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Never underestimate the power of free corndogs.

Anonymous asked:
I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ] dot [ com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime767814'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something

‘mmk. But only if you have corndogs. I love a mean corndog.

Italian Night at JC’s place.

Italian Night at JC’s place.

madamesiofra has some great friends that mail her awesome things.

madamesiofra has some great friends that mail her awesome things.

Stealing Katie’s photo to post it with this: I could be the first to let you knowThat nothing means everythingNow I’m standing here outside the fridgewith an empty boxAnd I can’t believe everything’s supposed to taste the sameNow I’m in this miseryI can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodnessIt’s like I almost diedThe way you taste to meLife changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick insideCorndog, can’t you see, you ruined meFor lifeI will be the last to set you downAll your beef and corn aregone from the plain little wooden stickand only crumbs remainNow I can’t breathe, nothing’s how it’s supposed to beHow did you do this to mewrapped in your corn bread bunI can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodnessIt’s like I almost diedThe way you taste to meLife changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick insideCorndog, can’t you see, you ruined meFor lifeI don’t wanna be in loveI don’t wanna crave this todayAll I wanna do is eatBut all I can do is stareNights and days go byand I can’t wait for you to be on sale againI could be the first to let you know, whoaI can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodnessIt’s like I almost diedThe way you taste to meLife changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick insideCorndog, can’t you see, you ruined meOhhI can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodnessIt’s like I almost diedThe way you taste to meLife changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick insideCorndog, can’t you see, you ruined meI don’t wanna be in loveI don’t wanna crave this todayAll I wanna do is eatYou ruined me for life

Stealing Katie’s photo to post it with this:

I could be the first to let you know
That nothing means everything
Now I’m standing here outside the fridge
with an empty box
And I can’t believe everything’s supposed to taste the same
Now I’m in this misery

I can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodness
It’s like I almost died
The way you taste to me
Life changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick inside
Corndog, can’t you see, you ruined me
For life

I will be the last to set you down
All your beef and corn are
gone from the plain little wooden stick
and only crumbs remain
Now I can’t breathe, nothing’s how it’s supposed to be
How did you do this to me
wrapped in your corn bread bun

I can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodness
It’s like I almost died
The way you taste to me
Life changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick inside
Corndog, can’t you see, you ruined me
For life

I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna crave this today
All I wanna do is eat
But all I can do is stare
Nights and days go by
and I can’t wait for you to be on sale again

I could be the first to let you know, whoa
I can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodness
It’s like I almost died
The way you taste to me
Life changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick inside
Corndog, can’t you see, you ruined me

Ohh
I can’t eat a single thing since I tasted your corny goodness
It’s like I almost died
The way you taste to me
Life changing, cornbread, hotdog and stick inside
Corndog, can’t you see, you ruined me

I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna crave this today
All I wanna do is eat
You ruined me for life

Double the JC, Double the JCorndog

Double the JC, Double the JCorndog


Ceiling!JC, if I find crumbs in my bed ONE MORE TIME, I’m moving you to a wall.

Ceiling!JC, if I find crumbs in my bed ONE MORE TIME, I’m moving you to a wall.

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